bad dad

INSPIRED. The only word to describe the twitter site belonging to 28 year-old Justin, who lives with his 73 year-old Dad and writes down shit he says. I lol'd.

Some gems:

"The dog don't like you planting stuff there. It's his backyard. If you're the only one who shits in something, you own it. Remember that."

"You need to flush the toilet more than once...No, YOU, YOU specifically need to. You know what, use a different toilet. This is my toilet."

"Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down."

I can totally hear his voice :D

1 comment:

  1. oh i came across this yesterday too and laughed so much! LOVE it was thinking of joining twitter just for this. yes i am yet to join twitter!! ; )